- wisconsin
- 1. (wisconsin) (2253↑, 279↓)A state that consumes more alcohol and has a higher people-to-bar ratio then any other state in the country.
Living in Wisconsin has taught me how to replace water with beer.
Author: John-John http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/5236392. (Wisconsin) (1282↑, 396↓)Shut up..Wisconsin is coolIt's cool in Wisconsin..it's cooler than Michigan
Author: Christy http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/1678273. (Wisconsin) (1037↑, 171↓)Where Minnesotans go to purchase fireworks and alcohol (on Sundays).The largest fireworks store in Wisconsin is, for some unknown reason, located in a tiny town called Baldwin. I wonder how they stay in business. After all, Minnesotans would never make the 10 minute drive there and bring back fireworks, that would be illegal.
Author: Paktu http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/2468914. (wisconsin) (803↑, 180↓)a state. like it or leave it. all four seasons. cities and countryside. good schools. cheese curds. nice and mean people. closed and open minds. not especially amazing but not without merit.Can you name all the tv shows, past and present, that are/were based in Wisconsin?
Author: leftof http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/5164385. (wisconsin) (820↑, 223↓)A state with friendly, decent people who know how to slow down and actually take a break unlike us Illinois people rush rush\! hurry\! hurry\! Out of my way, asshole\!ILLINOIS: rush rush\! hurry\! hurry\! Out of my way, asshole\! WISCONSIN: Won't you stay just a little bit longer?
Author: VU http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/4477356. (Wisconsin) (609↑, 178↓)the state with the best college campus ever: Madison the place where the liquor flows like water, and we all drink it thusly. lightweights need not apply. the cheese and brats are good, the beer is decent- read: drinkable. milwaukee is okay, and i'm not even getting started on the packers issue. like it or not, the state is very similar to illinois... cept all the cops up here have sticks up their asses when it comes to driving.why is it that cops don't have a problem with college drinking... but as soon as someone goes 2 mph over the speed limit, they get nabbed with a ticket? go fig.
Author: mtc28 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/6357147. (wisconsin) (510↑, 186↓)A Great place to live\!\! 4 distinct seasons\!\! Not too hot ans you can always put on another jacket if it gets cold\! Great schools\! Great fishing\!\! Not to crowded\!Wisconsin is a hell of a lot better that Florida\!\!
Author: cheesehead http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/5069148. (Wisconsin) (306↑, 66↓)One of the coolest states around. Located in the upper midwest north of Illinois, east of MN and IA and west and south of Michigan. In Wisconsin you'll find everything from city life in Milwaukee, Racine, Kenosha, Madison and Green Bay. Milwaukee is a diverse city famous for its festivals such as Summerfest, Germanfest, Pridefest, Festa Italiana and more. Milwaukee is also known for its beer, the Milwaukee Brewers, the Milwaukee Bucks and the Wisconsin State Fair in West Allis. Racine (just south of Milwaukee) is home to SC Johnson Wax, lots of shopping and recreation and the beautiful Wind Point area. Kenosha is home to outlet shopping, electric street cars (a must see for any rail fans), fun yet free lakeshore events and a beautiful lakeshore. Madison is the capital city. It's also a very well known party city and a great place to shop (State street) Green Bay is best known for one of the most known football teams in the NFL, the Green Bay Packers. Other smaller cities in Wisconsin include Wausau (great skiing can be found here at Rib Mountain), La Crosse, Eau Claire, Sheboygan, Oshkosh, and Fond Du Lac. Wisconsin is nicknamed "America's Dairyland" Much of Wisconsin consists of farming in particular dairy farming. A large amount of America's cheese is produced here. Most counties in Wisconsin have a yearly event called a "Dairy Breakfast" where a dairy farm hosts a breakfast with food, milk/dairy and other fun stuff. The Baraboo/Dells area is a popular tourest attraction for people from all over. It includes many cool attractions and beautiful sights. Wisconsin is home to a large amount of German and Polish people which makes Polka music a Wisconsin favorite. More polka can be found on the radio and in other places in Wisconsin then anywhere else in the county. Hunting is a popular recreation in Wisconsin. People will often head "up nort" for the weekend to areas such as the UP Of Michigan, Crivitz, etc for weekend camping and hunting. In the Milwaukee area, "pop" is called "Soda" In Wisconsin, water fountains are often called "bubblers" Wisconsin's sports teams include Green Bay Packers (NFL), Milwaukee Brewers (MLB), Milwaukee Bucks (NBA), Wisconsin Badgers (College) Bands/Artists from Wisconsin Include: The Bodeans, Violent Femmes, Garbage, Steve Miller, INOJ, Citizen King & more.Wisconsin is a cool state.
Author: 1069 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/17354959. (wisconsin) (252↑, 109↓)State where 95% of adults drink, and 97% of the youth does the same. Also, full of the hottest sluts you'll ever see.16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: I heard this rumor theres a drinking age , and you can't drink unless you're 32. 15 year old Wisconsin Boy: No way. Lets get wasted and fuck. 16 Year old Wisconsin Girl: Ok.
Author: Stacy Carlton http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/157451210. (wisconsin) (248↑, 108↓)Many girls in Wisconsin wear thongs that are visiable to the eye. Wisconsin is a great place to have a party or to get laid\!I lost my virginity in Wisconsin.
Author: Florin Lee http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/106065311. (wisconsin) (195↑, 66↓)1. Better than California. 2. Greatest state ever. 3. America's real dairyland (don't listen to those fraud Californian motherfuckers). 4. All 4 seasons. 5. Home of Brett Favre and the Packers 6. Home of the Brewers (they're the Yankees, except they don't buy titles\!) 7. Sadly, home of the Bucks.Wisconsin rocks. Underrated. Fuck you Michigan.
Author: Detroitsucks http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/241717612. (wisconsin) (139↑, 23↓)in the midwest surrounded by lakes michigan and superior, minnesota, iowa, and illinois...but you should already know that unless youre 5 years old or mentally handicapped. sometimes unbearably hot summers, and always frigid cold winters, but i wouldnt have it any other way. you gotta have balls to live in Wisconsin. well all anybody knows, or thinks they know, about Wisconsin...is that we're beer drinking, cheese headed, dairy crazy, sons-a-bitches. thats actually all pretty true. but who's to say its a bad thing? Im sure most people who put Wisconsin down have never even been here, cause its a great place. if you call it boring, its your fault because you dont know how to have fun. now theres nothing wrong with minnesota (except the vikings) or illinois (except the drivers) or any other state..so i think some folks should stop bashing Wisconsin, grow up a little but, maybe go say something good about your own state.There's nothing wrong with Wisconsin....nothing at all.
Author: connman http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/190678313. (Wisconsin) (188↑, 86↓)The only place with good beer and people who know how to drink it. Contains hot girls and guys with beer bellys. Places to go... the Dells, the Lake, Summerfest, and Stallis (j/k)There's lots of trailer parks and lots of homeless drunks. People do know how to drive\!\!\!\!\! The best damn cheese on this side of the Mississippi\! Milwaukee is of course the best city, only to be followed by Mad-town where people get very drunk every day. The cops suck and they're everywhere. And if you're black or a drug addict they beat you or force you to do sexual acts...Read the Journal. Also home of the Guffs, only one of the greatest bands to play Summerfest every year. Alpine rocks. There's also good beer and good brats, but I don't like those. Everyone born and raised in Wisconsin knows how to a. drink a lot a pass out b. do a 1 min or longer keg stand c. tip cows d. fuck fatties. We also say "eh" and "der"person 1 "hey what are you doing tonight?" person 2 " I don't know I just picked up a case of miller" person 1 " lets go get drunk and fuck" few beers later person 1 "we can go to dat der festival by the lake" person 2 "lets hang out by the rocks and smoke pot, then we'll find some hotties to make out with" person 1 "eh"
Author: Big (tall) BRIE http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/128659614. (Wisconsin) (192↑, 103↓)The state where girls drink shit beer better than guys from any other state can drink water...and where we somehow make money exporting the beer we think is too shitty to drink to poor college students in Boston...and then the Wisconsin girls go drink it there\!We drink like we're from Wisconsin, we talk like we're from Jersey, and we fuck like rabbits.
Author: Shannon http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/39908615. (Wisconsin) (137↑, 48↓)Good beer, everyone makes it at home.Author: Bob http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/21485916. (wisconsin) (152↑, 69↓)An awesome state that is a paradise for outdoorsmen and city dwellers alike. It is illogical to call it "Minnesota Junior," being that it has a larger population than Minnesota by over 400,000. Madison rocks, it's easily the coolest state capitol and has one of the sweetest colleges in the country. Milwaukee offers all the amenities of a metropolis without being as much of a black hole for state resources like the Twin Cities or Chicago. Hurray for my northeastern neighbor Wisconsin.While it is possible that Wisconsin is the best state in the [Midwest], the Hawkeyes will always be better than the Badgers.
Author: Midwestern Son http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/135382517. (Wisconsin) (161↑, 83↓)Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best\! We rock\! Oh, we also have more people with "Canadian" accents than in Canada. Actually, it is just people who say "eh." Canadians dont say that, Wisconsinites do.Cheese head\!
Author: Joe http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/21485818. (wisconsin) (78↑, 18↓)where people know how to drink and party like no other\!\!the theme song for Wisconsin is Beer\! by Psychostick...nuff said.
Author: drunkbuddy http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/267558819. (wisconsin) (95↑, 37↓)Wisconsin is an awesome place to live. I know most people say they have good beer but that doesn't mean that they drink it too much. The Packers aren't so great but that doesn't mean that Wisconsinites are the same. Not everyone lives of a farm\!\!\! There are many people who own homes but live the suburbs and don't own farms. There are also people who own farms but there is nothing wrong with that right\!? Milwaukee is great\! WISCONSIN IS AWESOME BIATCHES\!"Hey thats a nice house\! Love the subdivision\! Lets move here in Wisconsin instead of just coming for vacation\!"
Author: Kyleee http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/186260120. (wisconsin) (60↑, 10↓)A state in the Midwest where people definitely know how to have fun. However the only way to do it is either to drink excessively (like 99% of the pop. does) or to spend all night shooting off fireworks at houses. If you ever go to Madison (capitol city) being sober is not an option. it has arguably one of the best party schools in the country. despite the lack of sobriety in Wisconsin, the driving skill far surpasses that of Illinois's. the un-ending rivalry between Wisconsin and Illinois is by far the most hate-driven in the U.S. However the two are terribly similar if you substitute cheese for corn and forests for fields. Also, even though they seem to hate each other, when a Wisconsinite and Illinoisan actually meet they are most likely to become great friends...weird. Overall Wisconsin is a great place to live if you can take the disgustingly frigid winters and sometimes brutally hot summers.WISCONSIN RULES\!\!\! GO CHEESEHEADS\!\!\!
Author: BOO999 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/378981121. (Wisconsin) (59↑, 21↓)America’s Dairyland. The Badger State and unfortunately similar to Michigan or Minnesota. A state of the Upper Midwest/Great Lakes region bordering Lake Michigan, Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa and the putrid Toll Roads of Illinois to the south. Milwaukee is the largest city with some 580,000 in the city in a greater metro area of 1.6 million, just 90-miles north of Chicago. Madison is the 2nd largest city with some 220,000 people and is a nice college town as the main campus to UW. Other cities include Green Bay, Kenosha, Appleton, Oshkosh, Fond du Lac, Eau Clair and La Crosse. The rest of Wisconsin is very low key and conservative. It was the birthplace of American liberalism, thanks to the the La Follete family and the Progressive movement. Wisconsin often supports the Democrat party in national elections. There are a few basic things almost everyone associates with Wisconsin: the Packers, Beer, Bratwursts and cheese. Wisconsinites cheer for the Green Bay Packers as though it is a religion or something and are called “Cheeseheads. Ironically, Green Bay is the smallest NFL market by far. However, Wisconsin has tons of bars and probably the most per-capita of any state. Wisconsin consumes more alcohol and has a higher people-to-bar ratio then any other state. It is not surprising that Milwaukee is a major beer producer. Many of its 5.7 million residents (ranking 19th in population) are descendants of Nordic Europeans where the people talk with a funny accent similar to Minnesota or Michigan. Natives pronounce the 2nd syllable in their state’s name as if it is coming from their nose. Words that end in “ike” are pronounced “oik” and words that have a short-A, like “bag” are pronounced “beg.” Wisconsin is one of those cold, northern Great Lakes states where fishing, hunting, snomobiling or skiing is popular in the winter. Many “downstate” residents have a cabin in Northern Wisconsin near one of the states THOUSANDS of lakes—more than most states. In fact, many people from the Chicago area to the south, frequently visit Lake Geneva to get away from the city. It may be a cold state but the women are HOT\! Many of them can be seen around the UW campus in Madison. Try being there in the summer. Wisconsin Dells is the state’s largest tourist attraction and perhaps only amusement park while House on the Rock, in the town of Spring Green is also popular. Baraboo has a large circus museum. It is known as “America’s Dairy Land” because it produces more cheese and dairy products per-capita than any state (but California leads the nation in overall production). As a result, Wisconsin is an important state in food processing. Oscar Meyer, Kraft and Johnsonville Brats have large plants in the state while Milwaukee is a major beer producer. The state’s largest industrial center is Milwaukee and is a major producer of tools, machinery, and Harley Davidsons. Wisconsin is a progressive state—much more so than its northern and eastern neighbor of Michigan and almost as much so as Minnesota. It has good schools and its teachers are among the highest paid in the country. If the cold is the worst thing about this state, then it must be pretty good to live.Despite its Upper Midwest location, WISCONSIN is a very desent state to live if you can take the cold. I wouldn’t live there just for this reason, but it is a very good state nonetheless.
Author: krock1dk http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/277616922. (Wisconsin) (49↑, 27↓)The best by far out of all 50 states. We some of the friendliest folk you will ever find. Although some of our people speak with a kind of Canadian accent buts thats more to the north. By far the best city is Milwaukee, home to the Milwaukee Brewers. Theres lots to do in Wisconsin such as Summerfest, deer hunting, going to the Dells (Home to Americas largest waterpark), hanging by Lake Michigan, and many others. We also have the most famous football team in the leauge the Green Bay Packers (who by the way won the first and second Super Bowls so all you other states can suck it.) Wisconsins state animal is the Badger which is a very beautiful animal. And even the Super Bowl trophy is named after our famous coach Vince Lombardi. The weather is always nice except it can drastically change on the spot. Overall Wisconsin is the best place to live. The Packers are known to have a very huge rivalry with the Chicago Bears (who suck) and the Minnesota Vikings (also suck.)Packers Vs. Bears in Green Bay Bears Fan: Booo Packers suck\!\!\! Packer Fan: Hey dir friend nice to see you here at the game. Bears Fan: Booo Packers su..what? Packers Fan: I said welcome to wisconsin friend. Bears Fan: Damn Urban Dictionary didn't lie when they said people from Wisconsin were friendly.
Author: Jokesterpants http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/406874623. (Wisconsin) (41↑, 21↓)According to Family Guy Wisconsin is the the sanctuary of fat people which being a Wisconsinite I can say that is very very true."Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery." - Peter in Wasted Talent
Author: Jokesterpants http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/406859024. (Wisconsin) (79↑, 62↓)Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best\! We rock\!Cheese head\!
Author: Joe http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/21485425. (Wisconsin) (61↑, 45↓)1. Cold 2. Football 3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud\!) 4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk\! Drinking age \wisconsin13 5. Cows 6. Cheese? 7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes\!) 8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray\!"Hey bud\! What's up\!?" "Nothing, what are you up to?" "Nothing, wanna smoke?" "Sure, bud\!" Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now" 10 minutes later.. 25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"
Author: I'm Emo, but I rock Abrecrombie http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/208094626. (Wisconsin) (24↑, 10↓)-those people can drink their asses off -Badgers Rock -That 70s show best show ever -Hottest boys come out of wisconsin -Cheese -Packers suck -Milwaukee is friggin' awesome -Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s -Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin -people drinking -can get booze underaged if a parent is their -Brewer Suck, Go Cubs\!The hottest boys in Illinois come out of Wisconsin.
Author: SnookiBear1988 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/579148427. (Wisconsin) (38↑, 28↓)um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys... this place is the fuckin' shit and yea... the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time\!\!\!"hey mom" "yea" "let's go get fuckin' ripped" "Fuckin A right" we love fuckin' Wisconsin..
Author: hurleyhoe http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/267807728. (Wisconsin) (15↑, 8↓)The only place in the country where the youth can drink legally... Under parental supervision. Kids at a party with alcohol need at least a parent or legal guardian over the age of 21 with a valid drivers license, in the premises for the kids to drink alcohol.Kid 1: Dude I'm drunk of my ass, Kid 2: I wish I can drink, but I gotta be 21 or older Kid 1: Dude\! Move to Wisconsin, you just need a parent to be in the same room with you to drink\!
Author: SininWiscon http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/422801929. (Wisconsin) (12↑, 6↓)THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH\!\!-Where were you last week? -The best place on Earth\! -You must have been in Wisconsin.
Author: superme1025 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/571817630. (Wisconsin) (5↑, 2↓)Wisconsin. Supposedly home of a cow in every backyard, cheese filling the fridge, accents like dis eh?, drunk 9 year olds, tractors on every road, and blizzards in July. No. Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart. You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with. Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people. We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween. We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere. We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.Californian: OMG. LIKE WISCONSIN. OMG. SO WEIRD AND GROSS SO FULL OF REDNECKS. LIKE OMG. Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
Author: mynameisme. http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/600323331. (wisconsin) (53↑, 50↓)only the second best place in the world on the best of the best come from wisconsinyou gotta have bigg balls to be in a club and holla you from Port Edwards wisconsin
Author: Danny Sway http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/128433732. (wisconsin) (98↑, 98↓)A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than [illinois] Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in [illinois]Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks\!
Author: Adam http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/114715933. (Wisconsin) (3↑, 5↓)See [Beer], [Girls], [Bars], and [Cold]Person: Letz go get drunk\! Person 2: Good thing we live in Wisconsin\!
Author: beerandgirls http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/560157034. (Wisconsin) (5↑, 8↓)1) A U.S. state located in the midwest with Illinois bordering it to the south, Iowa and Minnesota to the west and Michigan to the northeast. 2) An ideal breeding ground for assholes, stuck-up pricks, and overweight gluttons and alcoholics. 3) A cesspool of shit-brained peoples whose intelligence can be compared to that of a 4-year old, and the lifestyle equilvalent to the 1970's. 4) Home of persons brainwashed and born to believe their home state is the best based on the number of lakes, hills, and scenic tourist areas it offers. However, those that claim these to be home are still assholes, drunks, morbidly obese, and/or less intelligent that a rock. 5) Famous for its use of the term FIB which is used to describe people from Illinois even though Wiscosinites only have awareness of the Chicagoland area and not of the rest of the state, thus representing the people of Wisconsin as ignorant as they are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese. 6) Home to a historically decent football team, the Green Bay Packers, in which the team is in an unfortunate situation by having fans who are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese when most of the players (if not all) on the team are not originally from Wisconsin, making them completely opposite of their fans. 7) A state known for having its natives delirious based on their habits for being alcoholics, obese, and brainwashed assholes, meaning nothing any of them say can be taken to have any meaning.Wisconsin is a fun place to go and it's beautiful to see, especially since I always feel good about myself for not being an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person. Sure, I might be a FIB to those people from Wisconsin because I drive a little too fast, but at least I'm not known to be an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person.
Author: childofnox http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/609484135. (Wisconsin) (4↑, 11↓)By the time anyone that lives there is thirteen they: 1. Know their favorite alcoholic beverage 2. Have been drunk at least once 3. Know the best party spots, and 4. Root heartily for any team Brett Favre plays on Most of the parents of all the kids are alright with drinking, even going so far as to attend or host the parties where underage drinking and smoking happen. Most people never leave the state (unless on a vacation to Florida) and the ones who do never go back. The state can be divided into two kinds of people; people who own farms and people who live next to farms. The roads are horrible even though roadwork is done continuously throughout the summer and fall. Extreme weather; humid and hot in the summer, cold and dry in the winter. Lot's of hunters, it's considered a normal thing when people have a party in a garage with a deer carcass drying in the same room. There is a long-standing debate among all Wisconsinites about whether Ford or Chevy trucks are better. Any self respecting Wisconsinite won't consume margarine, Kraft cheese, or skim milk. Apparently, there is some rivalry between Illinois and Wisconsin, though I've never encountered it and I've lived here all my life. Most of us own some kind of cabin by a lake where we go on weekends to have bonfires and play cards.Wisconsin daughter: Mom, can we have a party tonight? Wisconsin mom: Sure honey, what kind of beer do you want?
Author: purplemonkeypirate http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/578315436. (Wisconsin) (6↑, 14↓)1. A state where two fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki the Angel of Death, were eternally exiled to from heaven as the most severe punishment imaginable 2. Oshkosh nowhereDid you see the movie Dogma? Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were trapped in Wisconsin for eternity\!
Author: Anonymoustic http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/539091737. (Wisconsin) (15↑, 24↓)THE MOST UNDER-APPRECIATED STATE IN THE U.S.A\! We make the cheese and the milk AND THE CREAM PUFFS\! yea so our state has the most swine flu cases, and the streets aren't nessicaraly "safe" But its an amazing state. the Jonas Brothers Favorite State to come to on tour\!Wisconsin is ghetto and unsafe, but i wouldn't have it any other way
Author: Passion4jonas http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/411578338. (Wisconsin) (5↑, 19↓)A state that is somehow more populated than Minnesota, but has about 100 times less to offer the world. They also have a total douchebag as a governor who only answers to his corporate overlords. I really feel bad for the people that got screwed by his actions. You are welcome to move to Illinois, where human beings are actually valued. They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan. Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence. Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.Bill: Hey let's go to Wisconsin Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there? Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks. Ted: Safeway has beer too. Bill: Yes... that is true. Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them. Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.
Author: Flick507 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/580187739. (Wisconsin) (9↑, 27↓)Illinois' Largest State Park. A great place to visit when you've done all the cool things in Chicago."Hey, let's get in the VistaCruiser and go to Wisconsin this weekend: they still have trees\!"
Author: Wet Puppy http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/460564740. (wisconsin) (54↑, 72↓)A state very similar to Michigan and (unfortuantly) Illinios. Wisconsin is, for some reason, famous for it's cheese. I wouldn't have a fucking clue because the only cheese I eat is the stuff on my burgers. The southern part of the state is mostly suburbs and cities. The largest city of Milwaukee, is actually quite boring. They make Miller beer, Harley motorcycles, and light switches. Milwaukee has a shitty pro-basketball team, the Bucks, an up-and-coming baseball team, the Brewers, and decent college Basketball teams, UWM and Marqutte. The central part of the state is mainly farm land. Evinrude and Mercury outboard motors are made in central WI. The north is pure back-coutry. Vilas and Oneida countys are the biggest examples of such. In the winter snowmobiling possibilies are endless, much like the U.P. of Michigan. All in all, Wisconsion kicks ass. especially the north.I'd take WI over Florida anyday. But I'd probably take the U.P. over Wisconsin.
Author: rice hater http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/167063241. (wisconsin) (18↑, 38↓)Was like Czechoslovakia, that is before communism came to an end, and is now worse. Has nice parts but suffers from childish inferiority complex to Illinois. That is silly, because while Chicago is a fine town, the rest of Illinois is a wasteland.Hey, it's Wisconsin. It like going to Czechoslovakia, we'll zip in we'll zip out.
Author: ThunderMummy http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/149694542. (Wisconsin) (20↑, 42↓)Wisconsin- Often thought of a place filled with [cheese] and/or [lakes], studies have shown Wisconsin doesn't exist. It is actually somewhat akin to [unicorns], [Canada], and [Republicans]."I was born in Wisconsin." "Haha, dude I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know Wisconsin doesn't exist. Just like Canada. And Republicans."
Author: regretsareawaste http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/302890943. (wisconsin) (41↑, 66↓)A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.Someone: I want to shoot cats\! Someone Else: Not here, beyotch\! Getcher pussy elsewhere\!
Author: John K. http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/135889944. (wisconsin) (49↑, 87↓)A place where it's becoming legal to shoot cats.Y'all been up to the northerner parts? Somewhere left a the great lakes is a great place where you can get some GOOD HUNTIN... they even letcha kill the cats\!
Author: Meow http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/120818445. (wisconsin) (34↑, 75↓)A state in the midwest. The only state left that offers fine dining in a gas station. A safe place for the elderly and blind to drive. Townies rarely drive faster than 35 mph because they are trying to finish their beer without spilling. Wisconsin is also known to have a hate/hate relationship with both MN and IL. However, MN and IL bond over a common dislike of Wisconsin. Most visitors really enjoy the exits on both the right and left sides of the high way. In a recent poll, 99.9% of out-of- town drivers really love switiching lanes in a panic. People generally like Wisconsin as long as they're not driving."Illinois really wants to high five Wisconsin, but they're worried that Wisconsin didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom."
Author: Thalheimer http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/186896546. (Wisconsin) (45↑, 86↓)1. A state full of cheese, farms, beer, and football fans. 2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)1. Yes, we do have more types of cheese than people in Wisconsin. 2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from? Visitor: \<insert state here\> Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
Author: Sarah91 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/129000447. (wisconsin) (32↑, 78↓)state. no duh. wisconsin could b the coldest state in the country. ive never lived in any other state though so who knows. we have exactly no raelly famous people and i can only think of 2 shows set here, that 70s show and of couse comedy gold mine step by step. to sum it up do ur offspring a favor and DONT MOVE HERE.(more beer for me)-it was cold. not just cold, but wisconsin cold\!
Author: rainbow_colored_bangles http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/114094148. (Wisconsin) (18↑, 73↓)One of three states (Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota) that have absolute hicks there. The hicks never a) leave the state b) think they're in "God's Country" c) look down on every other state in the union d) act as if their state is the only state that matters e) think they're hot shit and f) are just plain morons. Apparently they're also all really poor and don't use credit cards, they only use cash. They suck at financial matters. They also go up to "the lake" a lot on weekends and get indignant when you've never heard of whatever lake they're talking about.Q: Have you ever been to Las Vegas? A: No, why would I leave Wisconsin? I've got everything I need right here. This is God's country. Q: Have you ever heard of Branson, MO? It's the second most visited tourist spot in the U.S. besides Vegas. A: And Wisconsin. Q: No, Wisconsin didn't make the list, but Vegas did, and Branson is the premiere tourist spot for families - A: And Wisconsin. Q: Whatever. Q: When was the last time you went on a vacation and saw something new? A: My parents and I went on a trip around the state and saw everything that Wisconsin had. It was so fun\! Q: What are you doing this weekend? A: I'm going up to the lake\! Q: Oh, cool. What lake? A: Lake _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound) Q: Yeah, never heard of it. A: OHHH\! You've never heard of LAKE _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)??\!\! Where have you been? Everyone knows Lake ____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)\!\! Q: When was the last time you went and did something really exciting? Do you want to visit new places? A: Nope, I go up to the lake and I have a cabin there and that's good enough for me. We go up there every weekend and that's what we like and we don't need nothin' else. Q: Do you have a credit card? A: Nope\! We only use cash\! No credit cards\! Can I send you a money order?
Author: nba_kid_2000 http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/357545649. (wisconsin) (28↑, 86↓)the 3rd coldest state but it just seems colder because all the fat people wear tight shirts. if you live here you're either smart or fat or both. It's the best state to raise children but you just have to pray to god that they won't live there for the rest of their life. it's famous for it's beer, cows, and [Brett Favre]. [that 70's show] takes place in wisconsin.wisconsin is the home of the worlds largest six pack. wisconsin is one of the most boring states.
Author: emilyfemily http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/148921650. (wisconsin) (102↑, 162↓)where people from minnesota flee to when everyone in minnesota hates themwhatever happened to that asshole ted? oh he moved to wisconsin.
Author: vloky http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/61238251. (Wisconsin) (27↑, 89↓)A Province within the United States of a AmericaI ate cheese in wisconsin
Author: David http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/33758352. (Wisconsin) (18↑, 82↓)1.Cold fucking state (See also [Minnesota] 2. home of the Crazy Football Fans (Chedderheads, Cheese Heads) 3. Nice State but i like it where i live1.Man it is fucking cold 2. WE LOST\! *moons Leaving Visiting team and still doesn't get arrested* 3. meh if i stay here i'll either blow a cap in every Green Bay Native or in my own head.
Author: Scary Terry http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/117565553. (wisconsin) (58↑, 132↓)A state north of Illinois, east of Minnisota and south/west of Michigan. Wisconsin is known for its almost disgusting abundance of alcohol and alcoholics. Citizens of this not so fine state have some unfounded, unreasonable, unsubstantiated hatred and fear of anyone from another state, especially Illinois. Wisconsinites are grotesquely ignorant and dimwitted. They seem to think that everyone from Illinois is a carbon copy of the jerks that they see from Chicago (not everyone from Chicago, just the jerks) eventhough the rest of Illinois is much like wisconsin with corn instead of dairy and flatter. People from Wisconsin seem to brag about everything, even negative things like adult/child sex and alchoholism. They also seem to maintain that they are the best for things that they have that every other state in the Union could easily meet or surpass.We could say that in general, Wisconsin is filled with drunk, inbred, xenophobic retards, but that would be offensive to drunks, inbreaders, xenophobes and the mentally retarded.
Author: northendwhitetrash http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/221330054. (wisconsin) (42↑, 120↓)tenth circle of hellits cold but its still hell
Author: fillis http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/114094855. (wisconsin) (27↑, 123↓)the largest suburb of chicago il.wisconsin is only good for beer, cheese, fireworks, brats, ammo and bait all of which are purchaseable at a gas station
Author: jizzle dizzle http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/187962356. (Wisconsin) (39↑, 145↓)Hey "Adam", you said, "Wisconsin is a state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois." That may be true, but who has the better college basketball team? That's right bitch, the Fighting Illini blow your Wisconsin ass right out of the St. Croix River. Oh, What now? Don't take my comment to seriously dude, I personally don't have anything against Wisconsin or its residents. In fact, Wisconsinites are some of the nicest people I've ever met. You guys up there know how to take one day at a time, and that's cool. People in Wisconsin are friendlier than people in Illinois. Though, I'm not so sure you guys are smarter, I thought all men were created equal. Wisconsin Dells rocks\! Don't be hatin' Illinois or Chicago. The Illini rock\! Oh, and we are better drivers than you guys...ha-ha..."Chicago rocks, and don't you forget it\!"
Author: Britt http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/116275057. (Wisconsin) (70↑, 181↓)1) A state where watching grass grow could be considered an actual sport. 2) Most glorified dairy products on the planet. 3) The state that you DON'T want to live in. 4) A place where people think that just because the Pack won the first Super Bowl that they have the greatest team every season. (COUGH 4-12 COUGH) 5) A state that has an endless amount of dumbass Indian-named cities that has a 2-year learning curve to be able to pronounce the names correctly. 6) Has some of the highest taxes in the country for no particular reason at all. 7) Rednecks who hate gays are everywhere, but somehow it's a blue state every election.Example 1: Wisconsin is Minnesota's bitch. Example 2: Wisconsin, the only state where absolutely nothing happens. Example 3: Wisconsin's only pride and joy is it's ridiculous abundance of alcohol.
Author: Adam Weiland http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/182866258. (wisconsin) (34↑, 175↓)Also Minnesota JuniorBilly: Hey Dad can we go to the Dells? Dad: Sure Billy Minnesota Junior is nice during the summer\!
Author: Bill http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/97923659. (wisconsin) (47↑, 215↓)1. worst state in the US 2. an act of rubbing and scratching your partner's clit with your bigger toe and nail durring sexual activityI just accidentaly did a wisconsin to myself
Author: lolrwnclown http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/98808460. (Wisconsin) (39↑, 225↓)A state who's residents couldn't drive right if their life depended on it. Wisconsinites can't drive worth shit. Ilinois drivers are the best\! Wisconsin drivers are overly cautious to the point where they cause accidents. You have to be aggressive like Chicago drivers."That idiot acts like he doesn't understand the concept of a 4-way stop." "He must be from Wisconsin." "Well, I'll be damned, he has a Wisconsin license plate." "That dickhead\!" "Chicago drivers Rock\!"
Author: Britt http://wisconsin.urbanup.com/113097361. (Wisconsin) (47↑, 277↓)Their cheese tastes like ass.Don't eat Wisconsin cheese.
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